i go to seek a great perhaps

I’m always scared Alec’s suitemate is going to barge into the bathroom while I’m doing something horribly embarrassing like putting make up on naked or droppin a deuce. I don’t even know the guy’s name it would be like the most awkward of all awkward situations ever

• 4 Mar 2013

reasons to date me: 1. no one will try and steal me from you 2. sometimes im funny

(via wolfxveins)

• 4 Mar 2013
• 135893

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

This is like a daily dilemma for me and I still haven’t figured it out dammit

(Source: surf4ces, via wolfxveins)

• 4 Mar 2013
• 299313

2. More coffee, but with 3 creamers this time. 92 calories

• 3 Jan 2013